Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, August 27th, 2007 (USA Network)
Location: The TD Banknorth Garden in Boston, Mass.
Results by Dan O'Hagan
- From the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston, Mass.
- Raw begins with footage from last nights WWE Championship match between John Cena and Randy Orton, no pyro tonight, Randy Orton makes his way to the ring.
Orton cuts a promo declaring that all day he has been in church because last night he witnessed a miracle…John Cena retaining the WWE Title. Orton says he had the match won and he should be WWE Champion, Randy tells Cena to thank god he’s still WWE Champ and that his career hasn’t been ended, Randy says next time he won’t be so lucky, he then goes on to demand a title match. Orton calls out Cena and John almost immediately makes his way to the ring. Cena has the home field advantage tonight, Cena’s dad is at ringside. Cena says that with almost everything in Orton’s advantage, he still didn’t get the job done, Cena declares “the champ is still here" Orton then challenges Cena but Cena wants to face Triple H, GM William Regal informs Cena he will be facing King Booker later tonight. Triple H is way over (Thanks to "The G", "Antdompeg", matt and Gerweck for their help)
- A graphic for Triple H's return to Raw tonight is shown
(1) Mr. Kennedy vs. Jeff Hardy
Hardy is back and over with the fans, Mr. Kennedy is dominating wearing down Hardy with a bodyscissors, Kennedy continues to pound down on Hardy getting a near fall, Hardy manages to fight back and connects with a corkscrew on Kennedy, Hardy gets a 2 count, Hardy goes for the Swanton but Kennedy gets his knees up, at this point Intercontinental Champion Umaga makes his way to the ring and chases Kennedy away, Umaga then surprisingly superkicks Jeff Hardy giving Hardy the DQ win, Umaga takes out Hardy with the Samoan Spike while Kennedy looks on!
- Later tonight; Carlito’s Cabana with Mr. McMahon
- Footage is shown of the King of King’s, Triple H’s return last night
- Backstage Coach asks Mr. McMahon what his big announcement will be on the Cabana? Vince tells Coach he will find out when everyone else does, they bump into Mr. Kennedy and Vince reminds Kennedy that his middle name is also Kennedy, Mr. Kennedy says that he has realized that, Kennedy walks off limping/staggering and Vince notices what a strange walk he has before walking off doing his power walk!
- Carlito’s Cabana with Mr. McMahon: Carlito wishes Vince a happy belated birthday, Vince says last Friday he hit the big 50 (ahem…) Vince is sporting a new hairstyle, Vince says that if the woman who gave birth to Vince’s bastard son doesn’t tell him who his son is within the next 2 weeks then Vince will sue him. Vince starts to say that everyone answers to him, at that minute Triple H makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation, Vince snaps at HHH and Trips says “is that the welcome back I get after all this time?!”, Triple H says that in his time off he searched high and low and now on Vince’s “75th” birthday Trips is going to reveal to him 4 women that could be the mother of Vince’s child! H then brings out the women, one of which is really a man and another is “Carlito’s sister” Trips notices how Carlito’s sister isn’t spitting her apple! Vince eventually gets frustrated and orders the women to leave the stage, Trips turns his attention to claiming Vince is holding illegal rooster fighting and he is all over the news, Trips says Vince hates animals, Vince denies it and claims he loves animals, Trips then tricks Vince into saying “I love cocks!”, Vince says he hates Triple H and storms off, Carlito gets in Triple H’s face telling him to respect Vince and if he doesn’t Carlito will put him back on the shelf, Trips tells Carlito that he’s heard Carlito likes to “suck grapefruits!”, Carlito grabs an apple and spits it in the face of Trips, H turns to the crowd and smirks before striking Carlito, H then hits Carlito with a spinebuster and a DX chop followed up by a Pedigree!
(2) World’s Greatest Tag Team & Daivari vs. Paul London, Brain Kendrick & Cody Rhodes
Shelton has gone blonde! Fast paced action, Kendrick and London leap onto WGTT on the outside leaving Cody and Daivari in the ring, Cody hits a crossbody from the top rope on Daivari for the win.
- Rey Mysterio will return to SmackDown this Friday.
- Main Event for ECW tomorrow night: CM Punk, Boogeyman, Big Daddy V and The Miz will compete in a Fatal-4-Way match and the winner will receive a future ECW Title match.
- Back from commercials, Daivari is ranting in the ring, Cryme Tyme interrupts him and tells him nobody can understand him, they then steal his headdress thing and sell it to a fan for $5, Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch then make their way to the ring, Cryme Tyme then steal Cade’s cowboy hat and throw it into the crowd!
- Backstage Vince is saying to Coach how much Triple H embarrassed him, Randy Orton storms in the room and demands Vince to give him another title shot, Vince says Orton is a great athlete but at the minute Orton doesn’t deserve a title shot, he tells Orton if he wants another title shot, he’s gotta prove it to Vince but until then…no, Orton storms out of the room slamming the door.
(3) Maria vs. Beth Phoenix
Phoenix attacks Maria on her way to the ring, taking her out before the match ever starts. Maria is wearing tight spandex pants revealing her tight ass. SO HOT, pics below.
- Todd Grisham interviews Candice asking her if she’s at all intimidated by Beth? Candice says she isn’t and she will take on any challenge that comes her way, Snitsky then turns up and cuts a weird promo
- Vince is talking with Coach backstage, Vince says he believes the woman will tell him who his son is before the 2 weeks are up, maybe even by next weeks Raw. William Regal walks in and tells Vince he has to tell him something, Regal goes on to inform Vince that the entire McMahon family will be on Raw next week to confront Vince…and they will be bringing their attorneys!
(4) King Booker w/ Queen Sharmell vs. WWE Champion John Cena
Cena goes for an STUF early but Booker manages to escape, King Booker is dominating Cena, match goes back and forth, Booker continues to have the advantage, Cena finally fires back up on Booker, Randy Orton attacks Cena from behind giving him the DQ win, Booker and Orton double team Cena, Booker hits the Scissors Kick and leaves Orton to pick up the pieces, Orton sets up Cena for the punt kick but instead changes his mind and leaves the ring, he grabs Orton’s dad at ringside and pulls him over the crowd barrier Orton then gives Cena’s dad a hard punt kick before leaving up the ramp. Cena and the paramedics attend to hid Dad as Raw goes off the air
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